Mr Humble Guy Sounds Off On Unions
Fucking unions.
In Alberta and British Columbia, the union for a major telecommunications company called Telus is currently on strike. The main issue seems to be job security. In fact, it better be job security, because these fucking shitheads get paid better than most everyone else in a similar position.
Recently, union leaders and Telus negotiators reached an agreement. Great, now that all the issues have been worked out and both sides are satisfied with the conditions, everyone can get back to work.
The union voted against it.
Okay, pull your heads out of your collective asses long enough to listen to this: you guys choose union leaders to make decisions that would be a benefit for you all. If you're not going to listen to them, you shouldn't have fucking chose them.
Fucking unions.
My wife is currently contracted out to a NON-UNION position in Telus. This isn't a position that was vacated by someone going on strike...it has always been a NON-UNION position. So, one more time just to be clear, she is not replacing anyone who is currently on strike. However, every time she goes to work, she gets harassed by these fucking lowlives who are too stupid to realize what they're even striking from.
I could only imagine what it would be like to talk to these guys.
So, Mr. Union Leader...what seems to be the problem? | |
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS! | |
Uh, what do you mean by that? I thought you guys went on strike | |
NO! THEY LOCKED US OUT! | |
Actually, wasn't it just B.C. that was locked out? And didn't you just go on strike in sympathy? | |
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...THEY TOOK ER JOBS! | |
But, what do you mean by that? Who took your jobs? | |
THEY WERE GOING TO SEND ALL ER JOBS OVERSEAS! WE HAD NO JOB SECURITY! DEY TUK ER JER! | |
So, the fact that they guarunteed your job security in the negotiations didn't mean anything? | |
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TUK ER DURR! | |
Do you even know why you're striking? | |
JIHAD! |
Don't fool yourself, people. Unions had their place before, but now they're nothing but a tool for useless lazy people to hide behind.
Fucking unions.