Weekly Wednesday Asshat Award...

Who should it be this week? I was actually considering doing another political one. Saddam Hussein has been quite an asshat in court this week. Actually, he's been quite an asshat every week. I think I'll wait until he completely loses it and starts breakdancing in court before I award him this prestigious trophy.

However, I've decided to award it to a man whose still desperately clinging to his fifteen minutes: Tom Green.

Tom Green: Blessed and cursed with the ability to smell farts through the internet

I'll freely admit that when he first had naked ladies painted on his parents car, I had a hearty laugh. His antics were like nothing I'd ever seen before. But there's a reason for that. Quite soon afterwards, Tom Green's antics got old. He had a television show and a marriage to Drew Barrymore, so he unfortunately stayed in the public eye for awhile.

When those ended, Tom Green quickly faded into obscurity. Oh, if only he could stay that way.

But no, he decided to resurface this week with a rap album. Tom Green doing a rap album. That sentence just pisses me off so much that I don't even know where to begin.

Are they just giving record deals to anyone calling themselves a rap artist now? Pretty soon Barney is going to have a fucking gangsta rap album.

I be down witch you. You be down wit me. I'll bust a cap in yo ass if you dis my family, bitch.

This week I don't need to go into any detail at all. I just have to say it once again: Tom Green released a rap album this week. It's a clear winner for the "Mr Humble Guy Award For Outstanding Asshattery" trophy.

Well, it's no Grammy, but at least it's something...