Getting To Be Ri-god-damn-diculous...

Browsing through the news yesterday, I came across a story about a woman who had just given birth to her 16th child. 16 fucking children in 18 years...

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that those children are going to grow up to be olympic swimmers.

Look, the rhythm method of birth control obviously isn't working for you guys. It's just like blogger Wirthy said, "c'mon, you ever heard of a condom?"

Well, it turns out that they wanted to have another child. And they want more! That's why they didn't name their kids "Iruinedmommyslife", "Makefunofme", or "Voteprochoice".

Instead, they gave every kid a name starting with "J". Some examples are "Jedidiah", "Josiah", and "Jinger". "Jinger" is a bit of a stretch, isn't it? And she was only the 6th one! You'd figure that at this rate, they'd really be struggling for different "J" names. I can't wait until I hear about the birth of "Jphillip", "Jmichael" or "J-zee".