Why My Marriage Works...

Reason #1 of why my marriage works: I only have eyes for her.

Example: We were driving back to my hometown for Thanksgiving when I spotted a peculiar truck parked on the side of the road.

Mr Humble Guy: Did you see that?
Mrs Humble: No, what was it?
Mr Humble Guy: That guy had a decal of a naked woman on the tailgate of his truck.
Mrs Humble: (sound of disgust)
Mr Humble Guy: If I had a truck, I'd put a decal of a naked woman on the back of it.
Mrs Humble: Oh really...
Mr Humble Guy: Don't worry, hon. It'd be a picture of you.
Mrs Humble: ...