21 Steps to Pizza

Do you feel like having pizza for dinner, but don't know what to do? Well, look no further. Thanks to my unsurpassed culinary skills, I am pround to introduce the "Mr Humble Guy Method" for pizza. Just follow my simple 21 step method, and you too can be eating fresh, hot pizza! Hey, if it worked for me, it'll work for you.

1. Place four chicken breasts in a cassarole dish.
2. Make comment to your significant other about how you are "playing with breasts".
3. When she pretends that she didn't hear you, make comment again.
4. Slice the chicken with a sharp knife to form a pocket
5. Cut yourself with sharp knife because you're not paying attention.
6. Swear a blue streak
7. Disinfect wound thoroughly, because open wounds and chicken juice don't go well together
8. Coat chicken breasts in greek salad dressing.
9. Check expiry date on greek salad dressing.
10. Wash expired greek salad dressing off of chicken.
11. Drive to the grocery store and get non-expired greek salad dressing. Re-coat chicken breasts.
12. Search for the feta cheese that you swore you bought
13. Drive to the grocery store again because you forgot to buy feta cheese.
14. Cut feta cheese into small chunks.
15. Stuff way too much feta cheese into chicken pocket.
16. Place cassarole dish in oven at 400°. Don't bother setting a timer, because you're responsible enough to be able to keep track of the time remaining.
17. Sit down to watch hockey. Swear at the TV regardless if your team is winning or losing.
18. Realize once the game is over that there seems to be a lot of smoke in the room.
19. Take charred remains of feta-stuffed chicken out of oven.
20. Swear a blue streak.
21. Call Pizza Hut. Have your credit card ready.