Now That's Convenience!
Now, is it just me, or does anyone else find that unintentionally hilarious?
The online journal of a jackass...
Part of my everyday morning routine is to try and catch a bit of the morning news. That way, if the Earth blew up overnight, I’m not the last to know. Hey, you’ve got to keep on top of these things…
Finally, the newscast came back on. I held my breath, as well as a hammer overtop my wife’s demon iPod. I’ll teach you to endanger my family!!!
Well, fear and paranoia soon turned to disgust and disappointment. What was the ground-breaking news?
Okay, so here is the ultra-condensed re-enactment of my “mucho-classy” weekend.
(Brad and Mr Humble Guy go back into town)
Late Saturday Night
(scenes missing)
Early Sunday Morning
Mr Humble Guy: Well, our camping weekend is pretty much over and all that’s left is to pack up and leave…I’m just going to take a peek outside and see if all is like I suspect...
Mother Nature: SUNSHINE!!! WARM TEMPERATURES!!!
Mr Humble Guy: Yup, that’s about right. Mother Nature, you’re such a whore.
I can't believe my fucking luck. My family and our extended group of friends has had a weekend of camping and golfing planned for months, and now it's going to be raining for the whole fucking time that we're there.
Have you ever had an extremely strict deadline for a project, like where you had to quickly do a bunch of work without thinking it through much in order to get it done? Where you're so rushed that you don't even have the time to look things over to make sure everything completely makes sense? Where, perhaps, if you had been able to think things through, you wouldn't have made so many obvious slip-ups?
Mrs. Humble and I have been rather busy as of late with some home renovation projects. This weekend, we mudded over some of the larger holes in the walls, painted the entryway and the kitchen, laid some new linoleum tiles in the entryway and the bathroom, and installed all the baseboards on the main floor. Believe it or not, this busy weekend was a nice, slow pace compared to how work has been going lately.
Some time ago, Pat Boone took an odd step and released a CD called "In A Metal Mood", which was a collection of cover songs. Cover songs aren't really that odd, but when you take a "metal" song and "jazzify" it...well, that's kinda odd. Not to say that nobody has done it before. There's a hilarious artist called Richard Cheese who takes all sorts of songs and sings them as a Lounge cover. For a good laugh, check out his cover of Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness".