Any church with the name :Curch of Abundant Life" is probably some kind of cult. It's a good thing that there's a funeral home next door. That way, when they all drink their Jonestown-Juice, and drop dead to be with the aliens hiding in a nearby comet - their bodies won't have far to travel to be embalmed.
Zube Girl - I actually found your blog through Blogexplosion a few weeks ago, laughed my skinny Canadian ass off, and I've been going back ever since. Glad you stopped by!
007 - It does sound kinda cult-ish, doesn't it? Good thing the label of the church I go to, "Quest of the Space Monkey Jibberjabber", would never be mistaken as a cult.
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I don't get it.
I wonder if they offer, two for one specials?
Hee. That's awesome!
Any church with the name :Curch of Abundant Life" is probably some kind of cult. It's a good thing that there's a funeral home next door. That way, when they all drink their Jonestown-Juice, and drop dead to be with the aliens hiding in a nearby comet - their bodies won't have far to travel to be embalmed.
Zube Girl - I actually found your blog through Blogexplosion a few weeks ago, laughed my skinny Canadian ass off, and I've been going back ever since. Glad you stopped by!
007 - It does sound kinda cult-ish, doesn't it? Good thing the label of the church I go to, "Quest of the Space Monkey Jibberjabber", would never be mistaken as a cult.
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