Ikea Addendum...

I had to post this addendum to my previous Ikea post. Take a look at this picture.

Now, if you can't understand the extremely detailed and easy-to-follow Ikea illustrations of how to build your new piece of furniture, then the Ikea illustrations of what to do when you are confused will leave you absolutely proper fucked.

If you're staring at the box all confused-like, then go to Ikea, grab one of our phones, take it about a quarter-mile outside the door, tangle yourself in the cord, and give us a call. That will make everything better.