What Have I Done?

No matter what sort of content you have on a website, inevitably you'll get some unintended traffic. People who are looking for something totally different will eventually find your site. And perhaps if you were to use words like "huge motherfucker" and "concentrated liquid evil" in your website, you might get some pretty weird people stumbling upon your humble little space on the web.

I bring this up as I notice that my site is getting more than a few visits by people searching for "Diaper Sex".

Seriously, guys...get some fucking help. I mean, some people have the weirdest fetishes. What happened to just fucking the cat and shitting in your woman's purse?

Anyways, I'm thinking to myself, what other fucked up shit can I type in my blog to attract these weird fuckers? I don't imagine I'll get any traffic from any of these phrases, but hey, the more the merrier.

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I had sex with a porcupine and all I got was this lousy t-shirt