Yeah, I'm an ass...

This past weekend, I had drove Mrs. Humble to the drug store so she could get some eye drops (long story short: she needed them because I'm an asshole and a terrible husband). Anyway, after she bought them and we got back to the car, she wanted to wait until we got back home to put them in.

Mr Humble Guy: Why do you want to wait? Don't your eyes hurt NOW?
Mrs. Humble: Yeah, but I need a mirror.

(LONG PAUSE)

Mr Humble Guy: If only there were some way you could SEE where you were putting the eye drops...

I'm sure you can tell why she married me...